I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Make sure you come out this Saturday, December 10th, to see The Freakin' Hott. We will be on the Contempt Records stage in front of Respectable's on the 500 block of Clematis, and we will be going on at 8:45. That leaves you enough time to take a shower and put on deodorant, so you'll have no excuse for your funk this time.
Speaking of bad smells, I'm sad to report that Nicole Richie has called off her engagement to "that DJ guy who had gastric-bypass surgery". You know, just when you start to believe in true love. What a blow. My sources tell me that Nicole is finding solace in the bottom of a Dexatrim bottle and "Mr. DJ" was last seen spooning a hat rack and not knowing the difference. Someone's going to have to eventually tell him it's over. I eagerly await his drunken nervous breakdown on his appearance on The Surreal Life in about three years.
Maggie
Speaking of bad smells, I'm sad to report that Nicole Richie has called off her engagement to "that DJ guy who had gastric-bypass surgery". You know, just when you start to believe in true love. What a blow. My sources tell me that Nicole is finding solace in the bottom of a Dexatrim bottle and "Mr. DJ" was last seen spooning a hat rack and not knowing the difference. Someone's going to have to eventually tell him it's over. I eagerly await his drunken nervous breakdown on his appearance on The Surreal Life in about three years.
Maggie
posted by the freakin hott at Thursday, December 08, 2005
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