This One Is Almost Too Easy

Far be it from me to withhold important information from you people, so here's a tasty treat fer ya: Avril Lavigne is now engaged to Derek Whibley from Sum 41.

Now I could make a joke about how they're probably registering for Nightmare Before Christmas wedding china at Hot Topic as we speak, but I think that's a little beneath me, personally. I could also say that now is the time for Canada to impose mandatory neutering laws, but that is also beneath me. And I could even say that the last time I saw a pair of mouths like those they had a hook in them, but sadly, even that is beneath me.

It's not always easy to take the moral high ground, believe you me. Me you. You me.

Maggie