Cold-Hearted Fungus

When The Freakin' Hott is not out partying with the original members of .38 Special or giving home perms to Sheena Easton and Gerardo, we often like to read up on other states' politics. Now there are a lot of state issues out there that need to be addressed: low-cost healthcare for children, feeding the homeless, fighting crime, along with a host of other very serious problems that need to be addressed by the respective state legislative branches.

I'll tell you what really chaps our cheeks, though. Nail salons.

Nobody likes a fungus - despite the rumors you may have heard to the contrary. Thank God all of the fungus-fighters have pulled together to march on the California State Senate, with Paula Abdul at the proverbial helm of their plight.

We're not kidding.

Paula Abdul is taking on the state senate to pass a bill that would create state standards of cleanliness for nail salons throughout California. Not a bad idea, but I think there's approximately 87,589,465,965.4869 issues that might require more immediate attention. Here's a snippet from her testimony:

"What I saw fly out of my thumb was a green and yellow thick substance that smelt foul...I was publicly humiliated."

Wait, nevermind, I think she was just talking about her ill-fated marriage to Emilio Estevez.

Show this Thursday at Dada. Mark your Blackberry, you manicured bitch.

Ugh,
Maggie