Hungry Eyes

Super-Appropriate-Dad Joe Simpson is planning on further exploiting Jessica Simpson's proclaimed "Double-D's" by opening a chain of restaurants called "Daisy Dukes". Here's the part where I make up the menu:

Appetizer:
Steamed Breast Wontons - soft, doughy cushions filled with all white meat chicken and drizzled with honey-ginger mamma-lade and garnished with incest shavings. Add $1 to substitute "Pork".

Entree:
Bitchin' Rack of Ribs** served ON the glass with a side of Hush Sweater-Puppies and a naughty, naughty pickle spear called "The Big Joe" that keeps "accidentally" falling onto your lap
**Moist Towelette in the shape of panties included

Dessert:
Coconut Milk Pillows with Cherr...you have a boner for your daughter.

Maggie

THE FREAKIN' HOTT WILL BE "SERVICING" YOU ALL WEEKEND LONG!

Friday, Sept. 22nd - The Freakin' Hott with Tenderfoot and Pyrojet at Respectable's in WPB, 18 and up, $5 cover, doors open at 8pm.

Saturday, Sept. 23rd - The Freakin' Hott with Tenderfoot and Zombies Organize! at The Poorhouse in Ft. Lauderdale, 21 and up, no cover, first band goes on at 11.