Whore-Ay for Hollywood

I'm a fan of the diversity of the selection process for the Hollywood Walk of Fame, mostly because it's a culmination of everything that's wrong with the Hollywood Walk of Fame. This year's recipients includes a wide array of stars, but I'd like to compare and contrast the two that jumped out at me first: Michael Caine and Leann Rimes. Both talented artists and performers, sure, but on par with one another?

Michael Caine = Appeared in over 120 films since 1956.

Leann Rimes = Entered show business in 1996. (In case you're counting, that's forty years after Michael Caine did his first film role.)


Michael Caine = Has won two Academy Awards, and has been nominated for six Academy Awards in total.

Leann Rimes = Actually admits to having recorded the song "Can't Fight The Moonlight" for the "Coyote Ugly" movie soundtrack.


Michael Caine = Actually has been friggin' KNIGHTED by the Queen of England.

Leann Rimes = Posed topless for the cover of "Blender" Magazine to show everyone how "empowered" she is now that she's all grown up. Kudos.

Please send your hate mail to:

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I'll be waiting for you there in a cami top, a "kicky" pair of terry cloth gauchos, mesh moccasins, and carrying a quart of bronzer in my sequined sack purse.

Maggie