Who Do You Have To Blow To Get a Raid Around Here?

Let's see if you can figure out what's wrong with this sentence:

"...the FBI and Massachusetts authorities raided a Westfield, Mass. home Tuesday night and seized the stolen photos of a baby shower held by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt."

Far be it from me to come off as "bitchy" here or anything, but where the hell was the FBI was when I had those questionable photos of me perched atop a "kinda" hogtied, "somewhat" passed-out Andrew Ridgely from Wham stolen from the local Walgreen's? And justice for all? My ASS.

I think I'll start using reverse psychology to rectify the situation. I'm going to start dropping off my film along with a note that says, "Heads will roll if you don't validate my ego by stealing these pictures and selling them to the media. If it helps, I just donated fifty cents to save Screech's house, so you can't call me a homewrecker just because I usually end up humping most of my married co-stars."

No shows this weekend - our CD Release show is next Friday, the 7th, at The Poorhouse.

Maggie