A Pubic Affair
Jessica Simpson has made a new music video for her upcoming single "A Public Affair" which can best be described as "my worst nightmare". Jessica, Eva Longoria, Christina Applegate, and Christina Milian are doing some kind of horrible retro throwback rollerskank/skankerderby theme directed by none other than trouser-snake extraordinaire Brett Ratner. Yuck - with an extra uck.
I saw a clip of the "making of" this new video and was immediately overcome with memories of middle school, where my late-blooming clutch-the-wall ego was pelted by the bra-wearing backwards-skating techniques of five girls named Jennifer who devoted the bulk of their adolescent years to figuring out newer and better ways to make my life a living hell and the most attractive way to wear a scrunchie while giving an over-the-Cavaricci's HJ in the back of the movie theater during a matinee showing of "Coming to America" all the while never realizing the irony of their actions when combined with their choices of movie titles. I don't even want to imagine what they were doing during "Short Circuit 2". To give you an idea of how long ago all of this was, I distinctly remember arguing with my friend Rebecca about whether the singer from that hot new band "Guns 'n Roses" was "fine".
In a related story, Axl Rose was detained in Sweden yesterday for biting a man. I love a man who's not afraid to be detained for biting a man in Sweden. I guess that settles the old "fine" argument, huh Rebecca? You always were a stupid bitch.
Maggie
Don't forget - The Freakin' Hott CD Release Party at the Poorhouse July 7th!
I saw a clip of the "making of" this new video and was immediately overcome with memories of middle school, where my late-blooming clutch-the-wall ego was pelted by the bra-wearing backwards-skating techniques of five girls named Jennifer who devoted the bulk of their adolescent years to figuring out newer and better ways to make my life a living hell and the most attractive way to wear a scrunchie while giving an over-the-Cavaricci's HJ in the back of the movie theater during a matinee showing of "Coming to America" all the while never realizing the irony of their actions when combined with their choices of movie titles. I don't even want to imagine what they were doing during "Short Circuit 2". To give you an idea of how long ago all of this was, I distinctly remember arguing with my friend Rebecca about whether the singer from that hot new band "Guns 'n Roses" was "fine".
In a related story, Axl Rose was detained in Sweden yesterday for biting a man. I love a man who's not afraid to be detained for biting a man in Sweden. I guess that settles the old "fine" argument, huh Rebecca? You always were a stupid bitch.
Maggie
Don't forget - The Freakin' Hott CD Release Party at the Poorhouse July 7th!
posted by the freakin hott at Wednesday, June 28, 2006
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