Our Fallen Hero: Decency

Stavros Niarchos is not taking this getting dumped by Paris Hilton thing all too well. According to Star Magazine (Wilkins is a crack dealer) he spent all night at Paris's guard gate, begging and pleading for her to let him in so he could talk to her. Of course, there was a crowd of paparazzi there to witness the incident, and Stavros is being quoted as saying:

"Please have some decency! Leave us alone!"

Dear Stavros,

It's a little late for that now. I think Paris actually murdered decency and wore it as a thong on the red carpet MONTHS ago. Get with the program, spanakopita.

Sincerely,

Maggie