I'm Too Tired of This to Even Think of A Title

Well this is all we need. As if the Bennifers, Brangelinas, and Tooneys (??!!) of the world weren't bad enough - now we have a new celebrity mash-up name that trumps all:

Richie Rich.

That's right. Richie Sambora and Denise Richards = Richie Rich.

It's getting so hard to keep track of all of these ridiculous names, why don't we just start using descriptions of these people instead?

Richie Rich = Bad Haircut / Terrible Actress.

Believe me, I'm being kind. My first choice was Squinty Douchebag Spaghetti-Puss / Herpes Casserole a'la Mode.

Maggie