Chicks - Who Needs 'Em?

Women are irrational. They do many bizarre things that can't be explained, such as "crying" and "having a valid reason to be angry". I can only imagine what kind of absolute womanly-craziness Kim Mathers must have been engaged in to make Eminem file for divorce from her after a mere 82 days of marriage. Wait, I almost forgot to mention that is the second time they've been married, but that's neither here nor there...nor here.

Maybe it was her "time of the month" and she got all CRAZY like a woman when she re-read the lyrics to his song "Kim" and realized that they were actually about her! Here's a snippet from the actual song:

You can't run from me Kim
It's just us - nobody else
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha-ha got'cha
(Ahh!)
Ha - Go ahead yell
Here I'll scream with you
AH SOMEBODY HELP
Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you?
Now shut the f*ck up and get what's comin to you
You were supposed to love me
*Kim choking*
NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED!
BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED!

See what I mean? Chicks are NUTS.

Maggie

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