Pluggin' the Hole

Allright. I wish I were kidding here, but this is what I'm hearing from the bowels of Hollywood this week.

I would like to reiiterate that I am NOT kidding.

Even in my depraved world of clearance shopping and full-price jiggling, even I, your humble servant of bitchitudinal fluff, could not make this up.

Once again, people. NOT kidding.

It is being reported that Tom Cruise has purchased a special adult-sized pacifier contraption for Katie Holmes to plug her mouth with while she's giving birth. (In case you live under a rock, Scientologists believe that the mother should be silent while giving birth, so her screams and moans don't "permanently traumatize" the baby as its being born.)

Thank goodness I ran out and bought one for myself just prior to hearing this news. Otherwise, my jaw would be dropped open in shock right now.

Maggie