Bankrupt Me Baby, One More Time

If I were a popular radio DJ in a big city, and Kevin Federline came in to my studio for an interview, you can bet that the first thing I would do would be to challenge him to a "Dance Dance Revolution" contest. This is what Kidd Kraddick of Dallas did, and I'm sure Britney Spears sat in the corner the whole time thinking, "How about "Job Job Revolution"?!!! Why don't you try THAT one, asshole!" Then she probably grabbed up their baby, straightened his baby 'do-rag, pulled the maternity thong out of her butt, and stormed off to see if anyone in Color Me Badd was still single.

On the one hand, he already has like fifty billion kids so he at least has some experience, but he does call most of them "Gangsta" or "Shorty" in public. On the other hand, it's being reported that he's blown through about 30 million dollars of Britney's money in the past year alone. So today's question is: Which would you rather leave alone in a room with Kevin Federline - your baby ... or your credit card?

Maggie

p.s. Our show on April 21st at Brogue's in Lake Worth has been moved to April 28th. Calm down.