She's Poetry in Lotion

Every now and then you read a bit of information that sends your imagination on a fluttery, pink champagne voyage to Fantasyland. That's right! Jessica Simpson is considering publishing a book of her very own poetry! I for one, have to give that a big ol' HELL YES! In tribute, I will now write a poem from Jessica's perspective:

Puffy clouds in a rainbow sky
These days all seem like cherry pie
But I don't eat pie cuz it has sugar
Thank God there are no carbs in this booger
So buy me stuff
It won't shut me up
But I'll be more inclined to let you THINK that I might show you my boobs, but I'm SO not going to
For reals.
Daddy! This guy from Maroon 5 wants me to put it in my MOUTH! Ew!!!!

Maggie