Destroy My Career, Baby One More Time

I am so excited about the comedic potential of this quote, I think I just ovulated. Madonna's daughter asked her if she was gay, after seeing her well-orchestrated "controversial" kiss with Britney Spears a while back, and this was Mad Dad's response:

"No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."

And look at the wonders that her "energy" has done for Britney Spears since then. I'm thinking that perhaps Mad Dad's "energy" was actually just a radical form of Herpes that attacks the judgement controls of the brain, resulting in "someone" Feder-lining his pockets with hundred dollar bills while "someone" becomes a laughing stock of the pop star world who dabbles more in Cheetohs than Kabbalah.

Come to think of it, pretty much everyone who has ever kissed Madonna has had their career tank shortly thereafter. Guy Ritchie, Dennis Rodman, Warren Beatty, Sandra Bernhard, that Coke bottle in "Truth or Dare" - the list goes on and on.

Oh yeah, and Bobby Brown just got arrested...again. Yawn.

Maggie