Class Dismissed!

Guess what?

No, come on...guess?

Allright, since you're not in a guessing mood, I'll go ahead and tell you.

Pairing a $400 Coach purse with a logo t-shirt from The Hustler Store does not a classy outfit make. And while we're at it, constantly referring to yourself as "classy" is not something that people with ACTUAL class do. And while we're on THAT, dancing on top of a bar in downtown Ft. Lauderdale after five too many mojitos is not really the kind of activity in which the upper crust partakes. I know, I know, I read your bumper sticker, and you probably are the "#1 Bitch", but you need to take a down a notch, Skank Azaria. You're making downtown Ft. Lauderdale look even skankier - a feat that has not been thought possible since the departure of Saigon Kick.

We can further discuss the matter at Respectable's in WPB this Saturday. The Freakin' Hott, Truckstop Coffee, Gasoline Heart, and Dear and Glorious Physican - six bucks, 18 & up, show starts 9-ish. Bring a Coach bag and I'll pop you one.

Maggie