Tantrums 101

Oh Ashlee Simpson, when I read about your temper tantrum in a McDonald's in Canada last night, I was once again shocked by how little you're doing with your fame. Seems the "Rocker" came into the establishment, hopped on the counter, called the employees degrading names, and even managed to verbally insult a fan.

Wrong, Ashlee. Wrong.

She should have walked in, demanded sushi, tasered the staff into submission when they said that sushi wasn't on the menu, made them go out to the lake behind the restaurant, catch a fish and kill it by making it listen to her new album, and chop it up and present it on a platter made from an endangered sea turtle shell. Then she should have gaffed anyone with a harpoon who wanted an autograph and spit on a picture of a really cute puppy in front of a little girl. THAT'S the way you share your celebrity-ness with the world, Ashlee. Quit half-assing around and get serious, you douche.

Stay tuned - we'll have a show announcement before the end of the week. We've really missed playing out these past few weeks and we can't wait to get back out there.

Maggie