The Popozao of Our Discontent

In order to properly explain the most recent quote from Kevin Federline, I need to grab a page from the script of Pee Wee's Big Adventure:

Francis: You're crazy.
Pee Wee: I know you are, but what am I?
Francis: You're a nerd.
Pee Wee: I know you are, but what am I?
Francis: You're an idiot.
Pee Wee: I know you are, but what am I?
(In unison)I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what
Am I? I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I?
Pee Wee: Infinity!

Francis: I'm not, you are.
Pee Wee: You are.

Francis: No way!
Pee Wee: No way!

Francis: Knock it off!
Pee Wee: Knock it off!

Francis: Cut it out!
Pee Wee: Cut it out!

Francis: Shut up!
Pee Wee: Make me.

Francis: Why don't you make me?

Pee Wee: Because I don't make monkeys,I just train them.

Francis: Remember when I first saw your bike?
You rode past my house, and I ran out
to tell you how much I liked it.

Pee Wee: I love that story.

(Pee Wee rides off on bike)

Francis: (Yelling) You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman!

(Pee Wee begins doing tricks on bike, swings his legs out to either side, puts his feet on handlebars, loses control of bike, bike crashes in yard, Pee Wee falls off into a somersault in the lawn and stands up to address several children standing nearby.)

Pee Wee: I meant to do that.

Now that the Metaphor Stage has been set, here's K-Fed's quote:

"At first, when I put out PopoZao, people were kinda laughing at me. I did it on purpose so people would look at me exactly the way they did. That way, when I come out with my real shit, people are f*cking blown away."

Um. Yeah. Hmm. Allright, show of hands - who actually believes this bullshit?

Maggie