Finally - Some Quality Television

I am happy to report that a reality series called "Off the Wall" featuring some of your favorite C-list Jackson family members is being shopped around to various networks. Rumor has it that you can expect LaToya, Jermaine, and Tito to be beamed into your living room at least once a week, crazying it up with the best of them. This surely signifies the return of family values to television, assuming your idea of "family values" is having enormous amounts of plastic surgery until you look like a marionette, being subsidized by a child molester, wearing superfluous headwear, and providing nothing of any value to society since the release of "I Want You Back" in 1969. I would be entertained just looking at a still shot of their collective medicine cabinets.

Anyone who brings an original concert ticket from The Victory Tour to the TFH show (this Friday at O'Shea's for the big ol' Non-Stop Rock Fest) will win a one day supply of my respect and adoration (a $5.95 value). Limited time offer. Not valid in Florida. Winner is responsible for all of TFH's drinking fees and emotional support needs for the night. Void where unfashionable.

Maggie