Addicted to Dependency
Woo! I'm pretty excited today! Any kind of Colin Farrell news always gets me excited, mostly because I find him to be such a repulsive human being. It's actually been documented that he is the sole reason that women hate men. Read on!
Colin is in rehab now for what is being called a "drug dependency". Well thank goodness he's not an ADDICT or anything. He's merely "dependent" on drugs. He is currently working towards being "independent", and if you love freedom, you have to love THAT. What are you, a freedom hater? Why don't you go move to Canada, hippie?
I believe in independence. I believe in Crystal Light. I believe that Alexander was the worst movie ever made. I believe that Colin is probably impregnating a drug counselor with his krazy-khromosomes as we speak. I believe that the chilly weather allows me more fashion options with the addition of coats, hats, and gloves, but that's neither here nor there...nor here...nor there.
Which reminds me, put on your coat and hat and head up to O'Shea's in WPB this Friday to see The Freakin' Hott, along with Truckstop Coffee, Timb and The Band of Erics, Jamie Brown, Katie Foley, and Brent Indeed perform for the NON-STOP ROCK FEST. Five dollahs to make you hollah, 21 and up. So brush up on your rock skills and put on something tight.
Maggie
Colin is in rehab now for what is being called a "drug dependency". Well thank goodness he's not an ADDICT or anything. He's merely "dependent" on drugs. He is currently working towards being "independent", and if you love freedom, you have to love THAT. What are you, a freedom hater? Why don't you go move to Canada, hippie?
I believe in independence. I believe in Crystal Light. I believe that Alexander was the worst movie ever made. I believe that Colin is probably impregnating a drug counselor with his krazy-khromosomes as we speak. I believe that the chilly weather allows me more fashion options with the addition of coats, hats, and gloves, but that's neither here nor there...nor here...nor there.
Which reminds me, put on your coat and hat and head up to O'Shea's in WPB this Friday to see The Freakin' Hott, along with Truckstop Coffee, Timb and The Band of Erics, Jamie Brown, Katie Foley, and Brent Indeed perform for the NON-STOP ROCK FEST. Five dollahs to make you hollah, 21 and up. So brush up on your rock skills and put on something tight.
Maggie
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