Festering

When we're not busy riding it like a Ford, we like to spend quality time with our friends and loved ones. That is why we're playing at the Non-Stop Rock Fest at O'Shea's in WPB tonight with Truckstop Coffee, Jamie Brown, Timb and The Band of Erics, Katie Foley, and Brent Indeed. It has nothing to do with the fact that Donny Osmond is meeting me in the back alley for some "Hammer Time" after the show, nor does it have anything to do with the fact that Brent Indeed threatened to decapitate my Young Guns II Emilio Estevez as "Billy the Kid" action figure if we didn't agree to play for his 56th birthday party.

The morals of the story are:

1. Ride it like a Ford.

2. Can't nobody do ya like Donny.

3. I saw Emilio Estevez's Stimpy-like ass in Young Guns II.

4. Brent Indeed is so old, he DJ'd the Boston Tea Party.

Maggie