Tuesday Night Music Club

It was Tuesday night so, naturally, I was soaking in a bath of imported strawberry wine with the entire cast of the doomed mid-90's FOX show "The Heights" while being fanned by a loinclothed Joey Lawrence. We were trying to work out a new bridge for "How Do You Talk to An Angel", and admiring Joey's boyish good looks and manly physique, and the discussion started getting pretty heated. I ordered Joey to fan faster, which made his teeny, tiny loincloth fall right off, which gave me the brilliant idea to replace the crappy sax solo in the bridge with a piccolo and castanets duet. Thanks, Joey. I can't tell you how many times your sack has saved the day. And I couldn't agree with you more, darling, that Mayim Bialek is a First Class WHORE.

Then we got to scrumpin'.

The End

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