Thursday, July 07, 2005

There's Help if You Need It

'Do-Rags are now available in gumball machines at Albertson's. And I can certainly see where this could be useful in grocery-shopping-'do-rag-emergencies.

I'm a planner by nature, so I buy all of my 'do-rags prior to going to the grocery store, but it's nice to know that if I'm ever in need of a 'do-rag, the fine distributors of vending machine 'do-rags are there for me. Say I was walking down the produce aisle, 'do-ragless, thumping melons and minding my own business, and Ludacris walked by? How humiliating would that be! The mere thought makes me want to eat a bottle of Nuprin and run out in front of a train.

At least now I can live my life the way I always wanted to, without the fear of buying a deli rotisserie chicken and being caught 'do-ragless.

Free 'do-rag to the first five people that come up and say, "Hustler White Rides at Midnight" at our show at Brogue's in downtown Lake Worth on Friday July 8th.

Maggie

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