Wednesday, July 20, 2005

The Supremes

So, we have a supreme court justice that needs to be replaced. I have devised a plan to replace all supreme court justices with TV judges. Let's run down the list: Judge Judy (as chief justice, naturally), Judge Joe Brown, Judge Mills Lane, Judge Wapner, Judge Hatchett, Judge Greg Mathis, Judge Roth (from Style Court), Judge Doherty (from Divorce Court), and, what the hey, let's throw Judge Reinhold in just for fun. Shake and served chilled over a debate about telemarketers calling my house at eight o'clock in the morning on a Sunday.

Don't forget - BIG show this Friday at Revolution in Ft. Lauderdale. Don't make me send Judge Reinhold to drag your raggety ass out of the house for it. His nostrils get huge when he's angry.

Maggie

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