The Fashion Faux Pas of Peppermint Patty

Hey there, Ms. Saturday Night! You've got the overpriced dress from Rampage, the fugly expensive designer purse, a brand new nose, a fresh and disgusting Mystic Tan, and the finest contraceptive devices that daddy's money can buy. WHY ARE YOU WEARING A PAIR OF RUBBER FLIP-FLOPS?

Mix fashion genres all you want, but let's keep the beachwear at the beach where it belongs. They make women's dress shoes with a high heel for a reason, sugarlips. Those dag-gummed flat rubber thongs make you look like Peppermint Patty...and not in that oh-so hip mid-90's lesbian-chic kinda way.

That is all.

Maggie