Rock Star: INXS

Oh, sweet sassy molasses. I'm sure this has probably already been said, but you just might be the most disgusting television show ever made.

I could understand if your lead singer quit the band, a'la Steve Perry from Journey, but your lead singer tragically committed suicide by hanging himself. Scratch that - your lead singer who was the only interesting thing about your band tragically committed suicide by hanging himself. I can hardly wait for a couple years to go by so we can all watch Rock Star: Nirvana. Ooh - Rock Star: The Carpenters! You people make me sick.

On the bright side, though, this situation does invite conversation between people in bands to discuss what they would do if they lost a member. Aaron has already said that the only way he would want the band to go on without him was if he were replaced by Jennifer Batten. Jon has said that the only way he would want the band to go on without him was if he were replaced by Keith Moon. I said the only way I would want the band to go on without me was if the band name was changed to "We Suck Now".

All kidding aside, the remaining members of INXS should be ashamed of themselves. I hope their network television blood money keeps their souls warm while they burn in Has-Been Hell.

Yowsa. That was pretty harsh...and rightfully so.

Maggie