Curses!

Curse you, internet radio station, for playing back-to-back Poison hits when I have to go to the bathroom. How long must I wait? How many times does the chorus for "Talk Dirty to Me" go on?

Great. Now there's a double-shot of Slaughter coming on next. Motherhumpers.

And don't even pretend for a second that you never did a striptease in the mirror to "Talk Dirty to Me". I'm picturing you right now wearing a high-waisted acid-wash denim thong and suede fold-over boots. And I'm shuddering...

Maggie