Rock Concert Pants
Shall we do the safety dance around the subject?
Just because they're leather pants doesn't mean they're rock 'n roll. It they were purchased at Foxmoor or County Seat in 1987, it's pretty safe to say they're no longer cool. It's also safe to say that if you're over the age of 50 and have a sack-ass, you should not be wearing leather pants of any kind. And it's even safer to say that if you require a vat of Crisco and four midgets with shoehorns to get into leather pants, you should not be wearing...wait for it...leather pants.
On an unrelated note, we'll be playing this Friday at Alligator Alley in Ft. Lauderdale with Psycho Daisies and Mr. Entertainment, but you'll hear more about that as the week drags by.
Monday can eat it.
Mags
Just because they're leather pants doesn't mean they're rock 'n roll. It they were purchased at Foxmoor or County Seat in 1987, it's pretty safe to say they're no longer cool. It's also safe to say that if you're over the age of 50 and have a sack-ass, you should not be wearing leather pants of any kind. And it's even safer to say that if you require a vat of Crisco and four midgets with shoehorns to get into leather pants, you should not be wearing...wait for it...leather pants.
On an unrelated note, we'll be playing this Friday at Alligator Alley in Ft. Lauderdale with Psycho Daisies and Mr. Entertainment, but you'll hear more about that as the week drags by.
Monday can eat it.
Mags
posted by the freakin hott at Monday, June 13, 2005
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