UNSTOPPABLE
Okay - maybe not unstoppable - but at least somewhat difficult to maneuver around in close quarters.
Fresh from our rain-soaked performance at the Velvet Revolver show last night - and by "fresh" I mean exhausted, pasty, and cold-sweatin' ugly - The Freakin' Hott is gearing up once again for a rock'em, sock'em, check-your-jock'em show THIS FRIDAY, MAY 27TH at Brogue's in downtown Lake Worth. We'll be getting the crowd good and tingly for Legends of Rodeo, so get there by 10PM or you'll risk looking "uncool". You should probably take up smoking too. All the cool kids are doing it. You wanna be cool don't you? Chicken?
On an unrelated note, if they don't stop playing that new Gwen Stefani "Hollaback Girl" song on the radio, I'm going to find the cutest kitten I can find and rub its fur the wrong way. I'm not joking. I'll do it. A 35 year old woman singing a song about a cheerleading war is wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to start. So you people better do whatever you have to do to help make this stop. Don't some of you people have relatives in the record and radio business? Because the gas station cashier up the street from our house (who has a pink and purple yin-yang tattoo ON HIS FACE) says that his aunt is the vice president of Capitol Records. That tidbit is totally unrelated as well, but noteworthy nonetheless. So if the guy who works the graveyard shift at a local gas station who also has a pink and purple yin-yang tattoo ON HIS FACE has those kinds of connections, surely those of you who do not have pink and purple yin-yang tattoos ON YOUR FACE must be related to Tommy Mottola or Simon Cowell - I don't know - maybe you blew Glen Ballard twenty years ago. Either way, your help is required.
And don't think for a minute that we actually believe that the guy who works the graveyard shift at our local gas station who also has a pink and purple yin-yang tattoo ON HIS FACE is related to the vice president of Capitol Records. Now if he had said Dreamworks Records, or maybe Interscope, I would have believed him. You flew too close to the sun, son. You flew...too...close.
Ho's Before Bro's,
Maggie & Aaron
TFH Enterprises, IN YO' FACE
Fresh from our rain-soaked performance at the Velvet Revolver show last night - and by "fresh" I mean exhausted, pasty, and cold-sweatin' ugly - The Freakin' Hott is gearing up once again for a rock'em, sock'em, check-your-jock'em show THIS FRIDAY, MAY 27TH at Brogue's in downtown Lake Worth. We'll be getting the crowd good and tingly for Legends of Rodeo, so get there by 10PM or you'll risk looking "uncool". You should probably take up smoking too. All the cool kids are doing it. You wanna be cool don't you? Chicken?
On an unrelated note, if they don't stop playing that new Gwen Stefani "Hollaback Girl" song on the radio, I'm going to find the cutest kitten I can find and rub its fur the wrong way. I'm not joking. I'll do it. A 35 year old woman singing a song about a cheerleading war is wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to start. So you people better do whatever you have to do to help make this stop. Don't some of you people have relatives in the record and radio business? Because the gas station cashier up the street from our house (who has a pink and purple yin-yang tattoo ON HIS FACE) says that his aunt is the vice president of Capitol Records. That tidbit is totally unrelated as well, but noteworthy nonetheless. So if the guy who works the graveyard shift at a local gas station who also has a pink and purple yin-yang tattoo ON HIS FACE has those kinds of connections, surely those of you who do not have pink and purple yin-yang tattoos ON YOUR FACE must be related to Tommy Mottola or Simon Cowell - I don't know - maybe you blew Glen Ballard twenty years ago. Either way, your help is required.
And don't think for a minute that we actually believe that the guy who works the graveyard shift at our local gas station who also has a pink and purple yin-yang tattoo ON HIS FACE is related to the vice president of Capitol Records. Now if he had said Dreamworks Records, or maybe Interscope, I would have believed him. You flew too close to the sun, son. You flew...too...close.
Ho's Before Bro's,
Maggie & Aaron
TFH Enterprises, IN YO' FACE
posted by the freakin hott at Friday, May 27, 2005
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