Line 'Em Up!

Okay, "cami-top", you're going out to the wood shed.

You know what I'm talking about. Those silky, lacy nightgown-looking blouses that the young and the vapid are all wearing over jeans on any given Saturday night. I generally disagree with trying to "dress up" jeans to begin with, mostly because they're friggin' jeans and if you were supposed to be dressed up for something, then you shouldn't be wearing jeans in the first place. The appeal of the cami-top, from what I understand, is that it's "naughty" because it looks like you're in your nightie.

It's not naughty because it looks like a nightie. It's naughty because you're a skank. You could be wearing a Linen Supermarket smock and achieve the same results. Skank. Skankety skank.

Maggie