Live Strong!

So, the show with The Black Crowes and Tom Petty went amazingly well. Thanks so much to everyone who made it possible, and to all those who attended the show. It was a great night!

However, I couldn't help but notice that the majority of the crowd, like any other crowd these days, were wearing those Lance Armstrong LIVESTRONG yellow bracelets. What amazes me most, besides millions of Americans feeling that cancer of the ballies is the biggest health threat in this day and age, is that the marketing has ended at bracelets...so far. To me, if you want to save more ballies, then you should start churning out LIVESTRONG headbands, belts, radial tires, condoms, timing belts for your car, pretty much anything that can be made of rubbery stuff. How about a LIVESTRONG fetish party?

Oh, I'm onto something here.

And don't think for a minute that I don't know that the main reason you're wearing that bracelet is because you saw P.Diddy and Carson Daly wearing them.

Don't even get me started on Carson Daly. I don't have all day. I'll just say that he's probably the biggest source in gonorrhea in Hollywood today, besides Leif Garrett.