The Double Cusack Whammy
Oh, John Cusack. Let's forget for a moment that you now look like you've always just woken up from a nap, and let's focus on my other issue with you.
Do you think that nobody notices that 99% of the movies that you've done seem to have your sister, Joan, in them as well? Do you strong-arm the casting person into putting your sister into every single movie you're in so she can have enough work to keep her health insurance through SAG? And what the holy heck is wrong with her speech? She talks like she's got a live fish in her mouth. And while we're on that, has anyone else noticed that Drew Barrymore also seems to suffer from the same unfortunate speech impediment? I bet people who work face to face with her have to wear a welding mask for hygienic purposes. Go-go-gadget-spit-shield!
And while we're on that particular subject, there was never one single episode of Inspector Gadget where they actually showed Dr. Claw's face. I know everyone thinks they saw it, or knew some kid who swore that he saw it, but it never happened, so MOVE ON.
On a totally unrelated note, I did have a dream last night that Mindy Cohn was my roommate. She made totally boss snickerdoodles and let me brush her hair. I will give a quarter to the first person who emails me the names of not only the bakery on The Facts of Life, but the 80's novelty store on the show as well. And no using Google to cheat. I already know the answer, because I'm better than you, so dig it up in your brain like I did. Email is thefreakinhott@yahoo.com. And make it count.
Maggie
Do you think that nobody notices that 99% of the movies that you've done seem to have your sister, Joan, in them as well? Do you strong-arm the casting person into putting your sister into every single movie you're in so she can have enough work to keep her health insurance through SAG? And what the holy heck is wrong with her speech? She talks like she's got a live fish in her mouth. And while we're on that, has anyone else noticed that Drew Barrymore also seems to suffer from the same unfortunate speech impediment? I bet people who work face to face with her have to wear a welding mask for hygienic purposes. Go-go-gadget-spit-shield!
And while we're on that particular subject, there was never one single episode of Inspector Gadget where they actually showed Dr. Claw's face. I know everyone thinks they saw it, or knew some kid who swore that he saw it, but it never happened, so MOVE ON.
On a totally unrelated note, I did have a dream last night that Mindy Cohn was my roommate. She made totally boss snickerdoodles and let me brush her hair. I will give a quarter to the first person who emails me the names of not only the bakery on The Facts of Life, but the 80's novelty store on the show as well. And no using Google to cheat. I already know the answer, because I'm better than you, so dig it up in your brain like I did. Email is thefreakinhott@yahoo.com. And make it count.
Maggie
posted by the freakin hott at Monday, May 30, 2005
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