Uncanny Bop

News Alert: Fergie from Black Eyed Peas is actually Bret Michaels from Poison. Do a Google Image search.

You should now be overcome with feelings of horror at how many times you "Oiled the Tin Man" to pictures of her in Maxim's Blender, FHM, and other various flesh-peddle-zines attempting to pose as real music or culture publications. Surgically-altered freaks in thong bikinis are not art, even though their bodies are composed of mixed media.

On a related note, look out for the TFH spread in an upcoming issue of "Buf".

Let's Get It Parted,
Maggamuffin