Something to Ponder

While enjoying our daily dose of Magnum P.I., Aaron and I noticed how short Tom Selleck's shorts were. Whether fighting crime, coaching a pre-teen basketball team, or having a formal dinner, his shorts were so short that you expected to get a shot of yamskin any second (and I secretly wished for it to happen). I heard a rumor that the network executives at CBS had it written into his contract that his shorts hem had to be exactly 2.5 inches from his dandy danglies or they would replace him with the always-willingly-short-shorted David Hasselhoff.

I only have one thing to say to that:


That is all.

M