The Freakin Hott Finally Adds A BASS PLAYER!!!

After over two years of hearing "Where's the bass player?" we've finally decided to knuckle under and add another musician to hold down the low end. We've been holding secret auditions over the last 2 months, and finally we found the man we were looking for. He was playing in a small juke joint in downtown Versailles with the funk-jazz-jam-deep house-psychadelic band "The Rainbow Snakehead" (soon to be featured in "The Beatcomber" section of the 'New Times'). We offered him $5 worth of arcade tokens and a chance for "The Rainbow Snakehead" to open up for 'Curse Icon' and 'shortstack' at The Surf Cafe. He was on a hydrofoil the next day, and just arrived in time for his debut performance tonight.

Ladies and Gentlemen, say hello to Jerve Malvokian-Smith.



Come see his bass stylings tonight at "The Dada".

Aaron

p.s. Sorry, Mike Johnson