Important Life Lessons

I learned several important life lessons last night at Dada:

1. Mike Johnson is ELECTRIC.

2. Saying "Peace Out" and doing the corresponding hand signal does not work if you're a white guy over the age of 40.

3. Chris does the meanest Michael Jackson impersonation I've seen since Alfonso Ribiero on Silver Spoons.

4. If you're going to slow dance with Wilkins, make sure HE'S wearing a cup.

5. If you have a shirt that makes your gazongas look remotely big, wear it every single night for the rest of your life.

6. Never, ever let someone you don't trust put their Rupert Holmes into your Mungo Jerry.

7. Bell Biv DeVoe really need to make a comeback.

Mags

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