Matlock & Magnum P.I.

For those of you who happen to be jobless, we feel it is our duty to inform you that Fox 29 is now showing Matlock at 1pm and Magnum P.I. at 2pm every weekday. Just when you thought quality television was a dream that once was...

I know the only reason any of you sickos watched Magnum was for that shot in the opening sequence where he had that girl's bikinied-derriere in his face. You thought for sure that someday you would move to Hawaii, drive the Ferrari, and have your friend bail you out of sticky situations with his helicopter. Well WAKE UP. Your life is more like an episode of Matlock, you old crusties.

No offense to the old crusties (Brent).

Magsie