Drag your bag to Miam, maam

Many celebrities frequent the beautiful city of Miami for its gorgeous beaches, trendy shops, and unique and interesting night clubs. While you often find the likes of Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton at clubs like BED and The Mansion, everyone knows that the real celebrities only go to one place: Churchill's.

Why, just a few weeks ago, we spotted the girl who played the little sister on "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" walk through the velvet-ish ropes on the arm of Jonathan Ward - otherwise known as "Beans Baxter" back in 1987. They joined a game of pool with a few friends who had arrived earlier - anyone recall fraternal twin brothers Mark and Willie from "The Hogan Family"? That's right. And Sandy Duncan was their designated driver.

You wanna be where the beautiful roam? Churchill's Pub is the place to be. You wanna use the bathroom there without getting overflowed-toilet water in your shoes? You better wear platform shoes. You wanna have The Freakin' Hott play your birthday party? You better serve Zima.

As invited guests of the amazing band "The Brand", we'll be playing with several other bands as part of their "Plaid" night on Friday, February 4th. Can't recall which bands right at the moment - it's 3AM right now and I'm sleepy - but if you go to our super-spiffy new site, the details are on there.

You know it - www.thefreakinhott.com. Now quit yer bitchin'.

Nitey-Nite,

Maggie & Aaron
TFH Enterprises, ZZZ