A-Hole!

I was present for an altercation at a local establishment last night. Two drunken idiots were yelling at each other and getting "all up in each other's grill". At one point, as they were being separated, one of the idiots yelled, "Oh yeah? You're an A-hole!". I'm not censoring anything here - that's an exact quote of what he said - and the best part was that the other guy was still angry after that. How do you not laugh when a grown man calls you an A-Hole? He might as well have called him a "Son of a B" or a "Poopie Head". I guess between all the mojitos and roids, such men lose all sense of humor.

By the way, for those of you who don't know, there is now scientific evidence that the mojito is strictly a chick-drink. If you're drinking one at a bar, you might as well be wearing a Nuvaring and gauchos.

But it's far too early to get me started on gauchos again...

Maggie