Looking Towards The Future

I was thinking about all of the trends that have popped up in the past couple of years, and of those that didn't last the test of time, I'd have to say that I'm most disappointed about the pearl g-string's fading into fashion obscurity. Finally there was a garment that was figure-flattering AND practical. I can't imagine anything more comfortable than having a necklace crammed up your butt. Let's not dismiss the hygienic factor, too. Just a few hours soaking in a bucket of bleach and you're set to be sexy all over again. What will they think of next? Perhaps the chainsaw g-string? A thong made of bees? The barbed-wire bikini? Million dollar ideas, all of them. Why, I'm wearing fiberglass insulation boy-shorts right now and loving every abrasive minute of it!

What I'm getting at is that there's an excellent, and long overdue, feature article on the incomparable Chris Moll in this week's New Times and you should check it out and take some notes. There's also a genius boi wonder named "Jon Wilkins" (whoever the hell that is) in there as well, and a lovely young lady you probably know best as "Tim the Girl". The tie-in? They're all wearing underwear made of sea glass and jellyfish tentacles in all of the pictures - UNDER their clothes - so don't get too excited. Check it out at www.newtimesbpb.com.

Maggie