Oucho My Gaucho!

Oh Gauchos. Prepare to be forever cast into the depths of Bad Fashion Hell, courtesy of moi. At least you'll have plenty of cami tops to keep you cool and fancy free while you burn for all eternity. What are gauchos, you ask? Gauchos are those blousy, wide-leg capri-length pants that are so popular with the bronzed and fake-boobied skanks right now...you silly goose.

Here's yet another assumed thought process of those who purchase and "rock" gauchos:

"I feel as though my legs do not look short or wide enough. I know! I'll put on some stupid pirate pants and flat sequined moccasins and that'll fix me right up!"

Ladies, ladies, ladies. No steamy story ever began with, "I couldn't wait to see her slide out of those gauchos..."

Show this Thursday at Ray's for The Sloppy High Fives last show ever. 21 and up. $5 to make you holla. Gauchos need not apply. Details to come...

Maggie