An Open Wet Headed Letter

Dear Those Who Have Perpetually Wet Hair,

There are probably a few reasons I always see you with perpetually wet hair, and none of them are good enough to justify your wet-headedness.

"I just got out of the shower." Buy a blowdryer. I did.

"My hair frizzes if I don't gel it when it's wet and let it air dry." Shave your head. The lead singer of Vertical Horizon did, and nobody makes fun of him...unless you count people who don't SUCK.

"I like the wet look." This is not about what you like, you selfish tart. YOU are not forced to look at you all day - WE are. You are not sexy with wet hair unless you happen to be wearing a towel at the same time and, oh yeah, you're Bo Derek in the movie "10". This is a fact. Look it up.

We've got a couple of shows lined up for next week and next weekend, so we'll let you in on the details after we coiff our pomps.

Maggie