Hey There Hair Metal Guy!

Has anyone else noticed that the former hair metal guys are all wearing flame-y camp shirts and getting Goo Goo Dolls haircuts now and pretending like they've always looked like that? I like to think that if I were an 80's hair metal guy (and I almost was for about five minutes back at Summer's on the Beach in 1989) that I would never give up the tiger-striped spandex, pink cowboy boots, mesh tank tops and Aqua-Netted coiffure. I would wear that stuff till I was 85 years old. I'm kinda sad that you could be standing next to a rock star in line at Piggly-Wiggly and not even know it. I think I might have actually had Rikki Rockett bag my groceries the other day, but I couldn't be sure since he was sans lace-up leather pants and lipstick. Injustice!

You youngin's are wondering what Piggly-Wiggly is, aren't you? I'll tell you when you're older.

Come on out to the show at The Poorhouse this Saturday the 17th. We'll be going on late, but there's no cover and I heard Wilk the Silk just bought some new low-rise bikini underwear.

Maggie