Show Tonight!

Tonight's the night! We'll be going on at Revolution in Ft. Lauderdale at precisely 10pm unless I suddenly feel like I look fat in my dress and have to drive home, purge, and change.

There are so many people who have been integral in the success of the band that I thought it would be a good idea to thank those who are so near and dear to us. Then I thought it would be a better idea to thank the people I saw at the bowling alley yesterday instead.

Thank you, Skankarella, for making sure that the back of your terry cloth sweatpants (that were rammed up your flat ass) said "Juicy". Otherwise I would have thought that your non-ass was...perish the thought...not juicy. Whew. That was a close one.

And thank you, Mr. Eight Ball Shirt Guy, for making sure that your t-shirt had the words "Eight Ball" under the picture of the eight ball. Otherwise I would have thought it was a picture of a nine ball for sure. The horror! The eight ball belt buckle was a kicky touch, too. And while your sense of cohesion in fashion is astonishing - you were one of the worst pool players I've ever seen. This is the equivalent of wearing a Ferrari shirt while driving a Ford Fiesta. But I digress...

See you tonight, suckas!

Maggie