Yet Another List
Today's list will consist of yet another round of words and phrases that must be struck from the English language immediately:
1. "You really screwed the pooch on that one" - Not funny, never was funny, never will be funny, immediately makes me think of the film "Fraternity Vacation" which, despite its inclusion of Tim Robbins, was one of the worst 80's films ever made.
2. "Cool Beans" - Why is it that when you find a person that says "cool beans", they feel the need to say it after EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY TO THEM...OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY START TO WONDER IF YOU COULD FIT THEIR BODY INTO YOUR TRUNK?
3, "Git'er Done" - If you are actually from Georgia, you get a pass, because you were saying "git'er done" decades ago. If you have just now picked up the term and proceed to laugh out loud every time after you say it, I hate you.
4. "That's hot" - Do I really need to explain why?
5. "It's all about..." - as in "It's all about the bling!" What exactly is "it"? Your post-college insecurities? Now skip immediately to #6.
6. "Bling" or "Bling-Bling" - I can deal with this word if you are Missy Elliot. If you are Matt Lauer or Katie Couric, you sound ridiculous. Please shut your overpaid "pie-hole". Whiiiiiich brings us to....
7. "Pie-hole" - I believe I first heard the term "pie-hole" on an episode of Roseanne about fifteen years ago. I giggled for approximately 3.5 seconds. Fifteen years ago. Look up the Law of Diminishing Returns.
Now let's see if we can use all of these words and phrases in a sentence! I'll go first!
I think that's hot that it's all about the bling in my pie-hole, and it would have been cool beans if we could have not screwed the pooch on that one and decided to git'er done instead. Translation? THIS MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, DAVE NAVARRO!
Your turn!
Maggie
1. "You really screwed the pooch on that one" - Not funny, never was funny, never will be funny, immediately makes me think of the film "Fraternity Vacation" which, despite its inclusion of Tim Robbins, was one of the worst 80's films ever made.
2. "Cool Beans" - Why is it that when you find a person that says "cool beans", they feel the need to say it after EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY TO THEM...OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY START TO WONDER IF YOU COULD FIT THEIR BODY INTO YOUR TRUNK?
3, "Git'er Done" - If you are actually from Georgia, you get a pass, because you were saying "git'er done" decades ago. If you have just now picked up the term and proceed to laugh out loud every time after you say it, I hate you.
4. "That's hot" - Do I really need to explain why?
5. "It's all about..." - as in "It's all about the bling!" What exactly is "it"? Your post-college insecurities? Now skip immediately to #6.
6. "Bling" or "Bling-Bling" - I can deal with this word if you are Missy Elliot. If you are Matt Lauer or Katie Couric, you sound ridiculous. Please shut your overpaid "pie-hole". Whiiiiiich brings us to....
7. "Pie-hole" - I believe I first heard the term "pie-hole" on an episode of Roseanne about fifteen years ago. I giggled for approximately 3.5 seconds. Fifteen years ago. Look up the Law of Diminishing Returns.
Now let's see if we can use all of these words and phrases in a sentence! I'll go first!
I think that's hot that it's all about the bling in my pie-hole, and it would have been cool beans if we could have not screwed the pooch on that one and decided to git'er done instead. Translation? THIS MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, DAVE NAVARRO!
Your turn!
Maggie
posted by the freakin hott at Wednesday, August 17, 2005
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