Breakfast with Blowfish
There is nothing worse than 90's pop. I was discussing this with someone over the weekend and we compiled this list of the worst offenders:
1. Deep Blue Something - Breakfast at Tiffany's. Best line? "Yes I recall I think we both kinda liked it and I said well that's the one thing we've got". My response? Sorry boys, but I'm gonna have to guess that the one thing you've got is a vagina.
2. Tonic - "If You Could Only See" Best line? "Say you love but you don't you give your love but you won't" My response? Is this supposed to be a "sensitive 90's man's" version of Who's on First?, or is this song just intended to be an audio castration?
3. Hootie & The Blowfish - "Only Wanna Be With You (Or Any Song They Ever Wrote For That Matter)" - Best line? "I'm such a baby, yeah, The Dolphins make me cry". My response? You know what makes me cry? The fact that The Blowfish are still out there somewhere...breeding.
Don't forget - show this Friday at Brogue's in Lake Worth - Hootie will not be present, we promise.
Maggie
1. Deep Blue Something - Breakfast at Tiffany's. Best line? "Yes I recall I think we both kinda liked it and I said well that's the one thing we've got". My response? Sorry boys, but I'm gonna have to guess that the one thing you've got is a vagina.
2. Tonic - "If You Could Only See" Best line? "Say you love but you don't you give your love but you won't" My response? Is this supposed to be a "sensitive 90's man's" version of Who's on First?, or is this song just intended to be an audio castration?
3. Hootie & The Blowfish - "Only Wanna Be With You (Or Any Song They Ever Wrote For That Matter)" - Best line? "I'm such a baby, yeah, The Dolphins make me cry". My response? You know what makes me cry? The fact that The Blowfish are still out there somewhere...breeding.
Don't forget - show this Friday at Brogue's in Lake Worth - Hootie will not be present, we promise.
Maggie
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