Skinny Bitches

I gotta tell you, this anoxexia fad in Hollywood is really starting to creep me out. I saw a picture of Nicole Ritchie the other day and she had no calf muscle left in her legs. It was literally skin stretched over the bone. According to the caption, she's around 92 pounds right now, and while they criticized her for being way too thin, their suggestion was that she put on five pounds. Five pounds. Because everybody knows that a 97 pound chick is "voluptuous" and "healthy". You get over a hundred and you're gonna get shipped off to cocaine enema camp.

I like women that look like women, and every man I've ever spoken to agrees. Women are supposed to have a soft layer under their skin - that's what makes women oh so neat-o to touch. Otherwise it just feels like you're touching a shaved dude. And, with the exception of Bandito, nobody wants THAT.

What the holy hark ever happened to T & A? Have they really been replaced by ribcages and tailbones?

Maggie