Don Juan Can Go to Hell!

I was driving around a shopping plaza today when I saw it. Right there in Washington Mutual's window. A sign that stated "Don Juan can go to hell!". I can't even begin to tell you how confused I was by this. Why does Washington Mutual have such bitter animosity towards Don Juan? Perhaps Washington Mutual thinks its a better lover than Mr. Juan? Heavens knows they screw ME every chance they get, so perhaps there's some kind of rivalry between the two?

Just as I was thinking this must be the reason for this odd display, I drove right up next to the sign and saw that it said "One loan can do it all!". Apparently I actually do need glasses.

Any closet optometrist "rockers" out there want to cut me a deal? I'll give you a free TFH sticker and a coupon good for one month of me not threatening to kick you in the nuts. That's not to say I won't still do it, but I just won't warn you about it first.

Maggie