Why The Cup of Rock is Better Than A Grammy

1. The Cup of Rock implies that you "rock", and a Grammy could be awarded for having the best traditional polka album of the year.

2. The Cup of Rock is taller than a Grammy.

3. Since there's no "red carpet" entrance involved with The Cup of Rock, there is no chance of having your hideously expensive John Galliano dress slip off your shoulder, thereby exposing your recently augmented breast to on-lookers and boob-thirsty paparazzi. The Grammy red carpet does not offer this protection for your teeters.

4. Bowling for Soup has never been nominated for The Cup of Rock.

5. The shape of The Cup of Rock allows it to hold almost half a can of Campbell's Bean with Bacon soup with two tablespoons of oyster crackers on top.

6. Greg Evigan digs it.

7. Mr. Spock rhymes with The Cup of Rock. What rhymes with Grammy? Hammy? Yammy?

8. Bandito lost his cabana shirt at poker last Friday. That has nothing to do with The Cup of Rock, but it's nonetheless noteworthy.

9. Fajitas rule.

10. Jeremiah was a bullfrog.

Madge